The Priestess and the Gryphon

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The Priestess and the Gryphon

Post  Necrophagos on Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:49 am

A human priestess walks into a flying mount dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Gryphon and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over
to feel the fine armored plates, she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a
salesgnome standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesgnome
greets the priestess with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the gnome may just not have been
there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely gryphon?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to shit
yourself when I tell you the price."
lol!
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